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August 2008

August 7, 2008

What the F*#@??

Filed under: Of Interest to Buyers,Real Estate: Condominiums — Center City Philadelphia Real Estate Agent @ 3:52 pm

Oh the joys of being a Philadelphia realtor. I hear some of the dumbest stuff come out of the mouths of human beings…some realtors, some buyers, some sellers, and yes, sometimes I have even uttered the most moronic things even mentioned aloud.

Here are some of my favorites:

The roof only leaks during HEAVY rains…
Dear, everything goes with Formica…
Nobody does home inspections any more…
There hasn’t been a shooting on this block in weeks…
Yeah, but this is a very SPECIAL $700,000 studio…

And a few of my personal favorites, garnered from a television commercial:

Any closet is a walk in closet if you try hard enough…
No, the 3rd  time that house caught fire was arson, but I am pretty sure that kid is in jail now…

When shopping for a Center City Philadelphia condo, it is important to listen to what is being said around you. However, there are no guarantees that what is being said is intelligent, meaningful, or of this world.

Looking for meaningful repartee in the search for your new Center City Condo? Give me a call at 215.521.1523 or drop me an email at and let’s laugh at some of the stupid stuff we are going to hear together! 🙂

Mark Wade
Prudential Fox and Roach REALTORS®
530 Walnut St., Suite 260 Philadelphia, PA 19106

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